The below is Bloodbowl stuff - if you don't know the game, the below will probably mean a whole lot of nothing to you, although you may still be able to appreciate the Penis names - who doesn't like a whole lotta Penis jokes?
Anyways, yeah, making a team like this for the bloodbowl league i play in is my version of funny.
The Frozen Tallywackers
This proud and mighty Norse team has recently sprung into action in the OFTL with the aim of penetrating the OFL in season 5, and that wish has been granted. This team makes no bones about being bigger, tougher and meaner than the opposition, and has an impressive record of 10-3-3 in the little leagues. The coaches’ very aggressive style has thus far worked, as he keeps thrusting his boys deep into the thick of things and then having his way with the opposition.
Roster and notables:
Beefwhistle, the resident bruiser zerker. Had a total of 19 cas (2 deaths) and 15 KO's in 16 OFTL games. Holds (to my knowledge) a record of 6 cas in one game.
Tripod, the secondary zerker. Not as mean (yet) as beefwhistle, but harder to pin down and still dangerous on his own (6 cas and 6 TD's in OFTL)
Jackhammer and Lovemuscle, the resident strongmen. These guys bring some much needed STR and guard to the table. 7 Cas (2 deaths) between the 2 of em. Jack is noteworthy as the single guy on the team without block
Unr Kegsplitter, the Yehtee. He's only just got the skills to come into his own having just gained MB in game 15 after getting block on his first level up. I expect his prescense to be felt strongly as long as he lives now that he is a blocking, MBing, Clawing, Frenzying beast. Oh, the name means "big hairy balls" in norse. Really. It's not just that i forgot to give him a dick name. Really. I'm most proud of the 2 TD's i scored with him - both were kicks off the field that i gave to him and pounded up the field, blitzing anyone within reach and sometimes just walking (and failing due to wild animal).
Yogurt Gun and Skin flute, the thrower/runner combo. Really didn't focus on these guys in the OFTL, a fact that may come back to bite me in the ass. Still, they have enough basic skills to at least pose a scoring threat.
RIP the linemen Babyarm, One eyed trouser snake, Willy, Johnson and Todger, lost in the 16 games leading up to the OFL, and surely soon to be joined by others.
Long live Twig and berries who is my only lineman with 16 games under his belt, he's a wily survivor with the only stat increase on the team, a +1 AG.
One eyed trouser snakes brother, the second willy, Todger the second, Bigger Johnson, Donger and Joystick round out the rest of the crew that the apothocary will never ever ever be used on
This proud and mighty Norse team has recently sprung into action in the OFTL with the aim of penetrating the OFL in season 5, and that wish has been granted. This team makes no bones about being bigger, tougher and meaner than the opposition, and has an impressive record of 10-3-3 in the little leagues. The coaches’ very aggressive style has thus far worked, as he keeps thrusting his boys deep into the thick of things and then having his way with the opposition.
Roster and notables:
Beefwhistle, the resident bruiser zerker. Had a total of 19 cas (2 deaths) and 15 KO's in 16 OFTL games. Holds (to my knowledge) a record of 6 cas in one game.
Tripod, the secondary zerker. Not as mean (yet) as beefwhistle, but harder to pin down and still dangerous on his own (6 cas and 6 TD's in OFTL)
Jackhammer and Lovemuscle, the resident strongmen. These guys bring some much needed STR and guard to the table. 7 Cas (2 deaths) between the 2 of em. Jack is noteworthy as the single guy on the team without block
Unr Kegsplitter, the Yehtee. He's only just got the skills to come into his own having just gained MB in game 15 after getting block on his first level up. I expect his prescense to be felt strongly as long as he lives now that he is a blocking, MBing, Clawing, Frenzying beast. Oh, the name means "big hairy balls" in norse. Really. It's not just that i forgot to give him a dick name. Really. I'm most proud of the 2 TD's i scored with him - both were kicks off the field that i gave to him and pounded up the field, blitzing anyone within reach and sometimes just walking (and failing due to wild animal).
Yogurt Gun and Skin flute, the thrower/runner combo. Really didn't focus on these guys in the OFTL, a fact that may come back to bite me in the ass. Still, they have enough basic skills to at least pose a scoring threat.
RIP the linemen Babyarm, One eyed trouser snake, Willy, Johnson and Todger, lost in the 16 games leading up to the OFL, and surely soon to be joined by others.
Long live Twig and berries who is my only lineman with 16 games under his belt, he's a wily survivor with the only stat increase on the team, a +1 AG.
One eyed trouser snakes brother, the second willy, Todger the second, Bigger Johnson, Donger and Joystick round out the rest of the crew that the apothocary will never ever ever be used on
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