Timdog RBS - The Intro

Back in the day when i was young (gulp, over a decade ago. sigh, I HATE that I can refer to anything as "over a decade ago") I used to post incessantly on a friends website. From that experienced I learned that a) my opinion really isn't generally the social normal and b) unfortunately, this pisses some people off. It was entertaining for me however as i love a good argument and generally don't take differing views personally - it's OK that you are wrong, no reason for me to get all ornery about the fact that you are wrong. It's good enough for me to simply know that you are wrong, and to try and convince you that you wrong, and failing that simply act like a monkey and throw feces at you until you see my point or run away.

Would the word "poop" have been better used there than feces? I think the comedic value of poop would have been better there.

Regardless, I'm stupid enough to go ahead and try and share my sometimes unique, sometimes predictable, sometimes "just on the edge of brilliant", sometimes "good god how does that man's autonomic system remember to breath" ramblings to the world wide web.

RBS = random brain spew BTW

Take this as a warning - i will most likely spend too much time on bloodbowl (my only real hobby right now so yeah, I'm deep into it), my 3 year old daughter (pretty much all that keeps me breathing OTHER than bloodbowl), DirectBuy (I work there, and love and hate it at the same time) and then those topics that are reasonable sure to find me a letter bomb at some point in the future - my (and my wife's - she helped :)) idea on how to re-do the government of Canada so the percentage of voters matters, not the seats (seriously, we've got all the bugs worked out. Really.), why I would love to be a dictator (and think I'd be a darn good one) and probably a fair amount of semi-hidden not getting laid for like a freaking year sexual frustration.

Also, dignity is not something I really have anymore at this point in my life, so this will be very (possibly uncomfortably) honest.

I hope though i can get one or two of your neurons' electrons to spin in a different orbit, even if only for a millisecond, or at least give you chuckle.

Tim